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<!-- THREE STEPS TO INSTALL RANDOM JOKES: 1. Copy the coding into the HEAD of your HTML document 2. Add the onLoad event handler into the BODY tag 3. Put the last coding into the BODY of your HTML document --> <!-- STEP ONE: Paste this code into the HEAD of your HTML document --> <HEAD> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> <! > <! > <!-- Begin var QA = new Array(); QA[0] = new Array("When is everything finished?", "Everything is finished when the fat lady sings"); QA[1] = new Array("Who invented copper wire?", "Two tax attorneys fighting over a penny!"); QA[2] = new Array("How do you know you have a good tax accountant?", "They have have a loophole named after them."); QA[3] = new Array("Who said.. If you do not think every day is a good one, just try missing one", "Zig Ziglar"); QA[4] = new Array("Confusius say... ", "Ambition without knowledge is like a boat on dry land."); var ql = QA.length - 1; var qx = Math.round(Math.random() * ql); if (qx < 0) { qx = 0; }; x = QA[qx][0], y = QA[qx][1]; var isNav = (navigator.appName.indexOf("Netscape") != -1); var Ypos = 0; function setupDescriptions() { var x = navigator.appVersion; y = x.substring(0,4); if (y >= 4) setVariables(); } var x, y, a, b; function setVariables() { if (navigator.appName == "Netscape") { h=".left="; v=".top="; dS="document."; sD=""; } else { h=".pixelLeft="; v=".pixelTop="; dS=""; sD=".style"; } } function popLayer(a) { desc = "<table cellpadding=3 border=1 bgcolor=F7F7F7><td>" + a + "</td></table>"; if(isNav) { document.q1.document.write(desc); document.q1.document.close(); document.q1.left = x+25; document.q1.top = y+40; } else { y = Ypos - 15; q1.innerHTML = desc; eval(dS+"q1"+sD+h+(x+25)); eval(dS+"q1"+sD+v+(y+40)); } } function hideLayer(a) { if(isNav) { eval(document.q1.top = a); } else q1.innerHTML = ""; } function doQuestion() { var text; if (!isNav) { text = "<div id=\"q1\" style=\"position:absolute; " + "visibility:show; left:25px; top:-50px; z-index:2\">layer " + "hidden off the screen</div><br><a nohref " + "onMouseover=\"popLayer('" + y + "')\" " + "onMouseout=\"hideLayer(-50)\"><font size=+1 " + "color=\"black\"><b>" + x + "</b></font></a><br>"; } if(isNav) { text = "<br><a href onmouseover=\"alert('" + y + "!');return " + "true\" onmouseout=\"status=' '\"><font size=+1 " + "color=\"black\"><b>" + x + "</b></font></a><br>"; } document.write(text); } function handlerMM(e) { x = (isNav) ? e.pageX : event.clientX; y = (isNav) ? e.pageY : event.clientY; if (!isNav) { Ypos = window.event.y + document.body.scrollTop; } } if (isNav) { document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEMOVE); } document.onmousemove = handlerMM; // End --> </script> </HEAD> <!-- STEP TWO: Insert the onLoad event handler into your BODY tag --> <BODY OnLoad="setupDescriptions()"> <!-- STEP THREE: Copy this code into the BODY of your HTML document --> <script> doQuestion(); </script> <!-- Script Size: 3.17 KB -->